Title: Student Today, Adult Tomorrow? Omo, E No Easy
Nobody warned me that being a student and being an adult would clash like this. One minute I’m in class, taking notes like a serious human being. Next minute, I’m at home trying to figure out how to cook rice without burning the pot… again. I thought adulthood would come with sense, peace of mind, and maybe a monthly allowance that makes sense. Instead, it came with bills, stress, and the constant battle of “should I buy data or food?” I tried budgeting once. After writing everything down, my calculator told me I’m owing myself. How?? Washing my clothes? Na motivational speech I dey give myself first. Cooking? Only happens when indomie and bread finish. And don’t get me started on sleep—because adulthood said 8 hours is a myth. Sometimes I just lie down and whisper, “God abeg, I’m still somebody’s baby.” But truth be told, I’m learning. Slowly. Messily. With plenty trial and error. And even though I don’t have it all figured out, I’m proud of myself for trying. Because being a student ...